May 2013
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
nervousdreakbance:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel
jsantagato:
Not knowing where you stand with someone is the worst lol. Just gotta let nature take its course I guess. I’ll shuttup.
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
giantspacefetus:
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
Me every time I eat: this is why I'm fat
